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William Hague knows all about being the clever young pretender who is meant to save his party from oblivion. As he looks across the dispatch box at David Miliband during Foreign Office questions, he cannot help being reminded of himself ten years ago.
Like Mr Miliband, Mr Hague developed an interest in politics during his teens. He was educated at a comprehensive, got a first in PPE from Oxford, then took a post-graduate degree abroad. Both men have been compared to the Thunderbirds puppet Brains, as well as with Pitt the Younger. Both, the Shadow Foreign Secretary thinks, are a little bit nerdy.
“People want normal politicians and David Miliband is more geeky, more like me,” he said. “David Cameron could wear a baseball cap, whereas Miliband would find it harder to appear normal. I must have a word with him and give him some advice - don't try to be normal when you aren't. As I never want to be leader of my party again, I don't have to try to be normal any more.”
Many people thought Mr Hague got the top job too soon when he became leader, at the age of 36, in 1997. Now he thinks this is the wrong moment for Mr Miliband, who is 43, to challenge Gordon Brown. “He is very clever, there is no doubt about that, but he has not yet developed the weight that is necessary, and cleverness cannot make up for that,” he said. “I respect him, but he's an unknown quantity. On the basis of my experience, the best thing for him to do would be to sit it out for a decade.”
The Foreign Secretary has, he thinks, miscalculated by revealing his ambition so soon. “Miliband has forgotten the basic truth about succession to leadership, which is that it normally goes to people who have tried to be loyal to the existing leader.”
The breakdown in relations between two of the most senior men in the Government is now, in Mr Hague's view, a threat to national security. “It is clear that the Prime Minister and the Foreign Secretary are at loggerheads; they are actively plotting against each other. What happens if there is an international disaster in the next few months? Either Miliband needs to come up with the courage to challenge Brown or Brown needs to move him. A poor working relationship between the Prime Minister and the Foreign Secretary is not just undesirable, it is positively dangerous.”
Labour plotters mutter about Mr Brown's personality issues but Mr Hague thinks that most politicians are a little bit mad. “David Cameron is the sanest person I have ever worked with at the top level of politics in terms of freedom from paranoia, obsessions and being a properly balanced person,” he said. “Normally there is something rather peculiar about us politicians. We are hooked on a particular subject or terrified that somebody is plotting against us. Most of us have psychological flaws. You have to be very driven, you have to be prepared to put all sorts of things to one side, which most people are not prepared to do.”
He will not say which of his parliamentary colleagues are weirdest. “Tony Blair was good at seeming like a normal person but he is such a brilliant actor that none of us will ever know whether that was an act.” He admits that each of the Tory leaders he has served - Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Iain Duncan Smith and Michael Howard - had their issues. “We all have our little foibles. The flaws are well known. David Cameron is remarkably free of those flaws. He does very normal things like rushing down to Tesco and having his bike stolen.” Even Barack Obama did not wow Mr Hague. “I have met enough politicians never to be overexcited about meeting anyone.”
It is not, however, Mr Brown's personality that is the real problem for Labour, he said. “The reason Gordon Brown is in such trouble is because of his policies. People are not stupid, they can spot a Government that has run out of steam. We were like that in the 1990s. If we had been re-elected in 1997 even we would have wondered what we were going to do. Labour just need to get out of Government.”
Mr Hague is standing in this week for Mr Cameron, who is building sandcastles in Cornwall, but he has no desire to be leader again. “I would prefer many things to being leader of the Conservative Party: writing books, being Shadow Foreign Secretary, learning the piano.”
As leader, Mr Hague was vilified for steering his go-kart to the right but Mr Cameron can get away with talking about immigration and moralising about the poor and the fat. “He is getting a lot of respect for addressing issues clearly in this way,” the MP for Richmond, Yorkshire, said. “I couldn't say anything at all really, but somebody had to be the sacrificial lamb.”
That has all changed. Mr Hague has started enjoying by-elections again. “You meet people who want to vote for us, we actually have a popular leader,” he said, sounding astonished. “People only started being nice to me when I stopped being leader of the Conservative Party.” Now Mr Hague is seriously preparing to become Foreign Secretary, the only job that would, he thinks, be better than the one he has. “We need a more confident Foreign Office. It has been sidelined for 11 years in a sofa-style diplomacy,” he said. In the autumn he plans to appoint a panel of retired mandarins to advise on how the department can be improved. “Ambassadors keep coming to me and saying everything is not as it should be. Skills and expertise are being lost: the Foreign Office language school has been axed, embassies and consulates have been shut, funding for defence attachés has been cut. The whole diplomatic footprint is shrinking.”
The Armed Forces have also, he believes, been neglected. They cannot continue fighting on so many fronts indefinitely. “There is going to have to be a match between resources and commitments. You can see in Iraq that the equipment is being pushed beyond what it was meant to do, the troops are being pushed too. Clearly this cannot go on.”
Although he supported the war in Iraq, he thought Tony Blair's philosophy of liberal interventionism went too far. “In foreign policy idealism always has to be tempered with realism,” he said. “We need to learn the lessons of what's happened in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's not possible just to drop democracy out of a plane at 40,000ft.” There may, he believes, be times when it is appropriate to deal with extremists. “Northern Ireland shows there can come a time when it's right to talk to people who have previously pursued violence but they have to be ready to make some big moves themselves. Clearly we're not in that situation with al-Qaeda.”
Iran is one of his biggest worries. “It will be a calamity if they get nuclear capability but it would probably be calamitous if military action were taken against them,” he said. “Foreign policy is usually a choice between the lesser of two evils.”
Nuclear proliferation will, he thinks, be a bigger threat than terrorism in five years. “If Iran gets nuclear weapons then the leaders of other countries in the Middle East will say, 'Why not us?' They've told me so.”
Mr Hague could be Foreign Secretary during the 2012 Olympics. “I am a strong supporter of having the Olympics here in London. It is the main international event that brings together virtually all the countries of the world. We should have it once in a generation.” As the next host, Britain must, he thinks, hold China to its promises on human rights. Earlier this year he and Mr Cameron met the Dalai Lama. “There will be a very sanitised version of China on display at the Olympics. I am worried that there will be a clampdown on human rights afterwards. This should not be the end but the beginning of opening up. We expect progress from China. We don't have a fit of concern just before the Olympics then forget about it.”
His former aide, Lord Coe, is too busy preparing for the Olympics to practise judo with him these days, although Mr Hague says he does more sport now than ever. “My judo's a bit rusty but I run, I go to the gym. In lots of ways I've got younger as I've got older. I started off as an old fogey, now I enjoy music and sport. It's important for a politician to keep fit. Politics is a test of stamina as much as anything.”
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The most important thing in deciding whether to try to become party leader is the moment in the political cycle. For the next few years, whoever replaces Brown will fail. An aspirant should wait until people are once again fed up with the Tories, and time his challenge accordingly.
Peter Cressall, La Lucila, Argentina
What better strategy than to have your adversaries think you are no threat to them. Is Mr Hague is biding his time? having learned his own lesson - possibly.
I think he always comes across well across the media range.
Cliff, Melbourne, Australia
All politicians are normal until they take power. Then they start reading the script and become just like the ones in Yes Minister.
Alan Lewis, Bangkok, Thailand
Garth - Perhaps because this is an interview presented as a personal profile, and edited as such? Even so, he raises a substantive issue - the sidelining of the foreign office and the diminishing capacity of British diplomacy in the Blair "foreign relations by cult of personality" era.
Matthew Adams, Cambridge, UK
How can an aspiring foreign Secretary give an in-depth interview without once mentioning the most important question of all - our relationship with our real government, the one in Brussels, which makes over 70% of all our laws?
Many would-be Tories cannot support the party with this ambiguity
christina Speight, london, uk
What a great and intelligent guy! He would be an excellent foreign secretary!
Karoly, Budapest
Karoly, Budapest, Hungary
How come these politicos NEVER talk about BRITAIN...and what THE BRITISH PEOPLE need? They ONLY EVER TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES...and what THEY want!
Garth Strong, Houston, USA